What is your Palm Springs?

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You know you have a place too. One that your mind wanders to when work sucks, kids suck, or you simply spent yet another day with toothpaste on your shirt right before you spilled your coffee on it. It's a place where you only wear a bikini because it makes the clean-up easier, and in turn, makes your life easier which means you MUST ACTUALLY BE ON VACATION BECAUSE YOUR DAYS WOULD NEVER BE SO EASY UNLESS YOU WERE.

 

Because that's how vacations work, friends. One of my places is #PalmSprings. It's easy, it's sexy, and it's a little scandalous. Just like me.

 

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PALM SPRINGS, BABY

IF YOU'RE A BALLER: Stay at The Burton House. Beyond Instagram's wettest dreams.

 

IF YOU ARE TRAVELING AS THE REAL VERSION OF YOU: Ya know, the one that may need to work a bit while on vacation and tends to be a bit of a lunatic when it comes to your dietary needs. Stay at

 

EAT EAT EAT EAT: All the things. It's so hot you've already gone about giving up how you think you look in a swimsuit because you are so goddamn glad you are in one and in the pool cooling off instead of wearing actual clothing. Gain that 5 pounds. Promise to yourself to eat salads for a week straight when you get home to get that newly acquired bloat to subside. Now, let's proceed, shall we?

 

PAPPY & HARRIETS: BBQ & ATMOSPHERE

 

BOOTLEGGER TIKI: HAPPY HOUR

 

CHEEKY'S: BACON FLIGHTS

 

KOFFI: COFFEE

 

ROOSTER & THE PIG: VIETNAMESE AMERICAN

 

SHERMAN'S DELI: NY DELI

 

INSTAGRAM WORTHY SHIT AT ANY AGE: City Hall, Cabazon Dinosaurs, Pioneertown.

 

ALSO DO: SHELL OUT A FEW BONES AND PAY TO STAY THE DAY AT THE ACE HOTEL POOL. COUPLE THAT WITH BINGO NIGHT AND YOU'VE MADE YOUR OWN DAY.

 

FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES: GO HIT UP MY BRO DEMI AT JASON DAVID HAIR STUDIO. BEST HAIRCUTTER I'VE EVER MET SECOND TO ME. TELL HIM MASTA Z SENT YA.

 

PRO TIP: THERE'S A FREE TRAM THAT RUNS TO DOWNTOWN THURSDAY-SUNDAY.

 

That's how I roll. My bikini and wig not included.