There’s absolutely no shortage of stupid shit I’ve done. Take the above picture for instance. It looks innocuous, but my sister happens to be a private high school teacher which pretty much means shit to me by way of rules as I have none for myself. I’ve often thought of collecting a few and abiding by them but that wouldn’t be any fun now would it?
It always eventually gets the best of me when say, one day a student's parent might come across a photo like this floating around social media and my poor sibling then gets pulled into the principles office for something her dumb little sister did. Sadly, I had to immediately stop terrorizing my poor sis. Instead, I continue this tradition today by doing stupid shit that gets my man in trouble at work. (It took a mighty big person to fill her shoes.) But, it turns out the government HR department doesn't take too kindly to girlfriends of men in important positions running around pressing send on blog posts that have the creative zest of a next-level misfit.
Would you read a book if I wrote one? I gotta put these stories somewhere….
"Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating that intelligence. Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none."
COMMUNITY OF MISFITS THE BOOK